I was sent an email this morning with things to do in a supermarket if your bored (or perhaps a little unbalanced). It made me laugh so I thought I would share with you lovely Friday Girls.
I dare you to try one of these in your local:
- Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s shopping trolleys when they aren’t looking.
- Set all the alarm clocks in homeware department to go off at 5 minute intervals
- When a member of staff asks if they can help you, begin to cry and shout “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”
- While handling large knives in the kitchenware department ask a member of staff if they can show you where the anti-depressants are located.
- Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the theme from mission impossible.
- Hide in a clothing rail and when people browse through, say “Pick me! Pick me!”
- When an announcement comes over the tannoy, hit the floor, assume the foetal position and scream “Nooooo! It’s those voices again!”
- Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while, then yell “There’s no toilet paper in here”
